Whats shakin' bacon?

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

princeowl:

what if you went out to buy alcohol and when they asked for your I.D you handed them a picture of taylor swift and said ‘i don’t know about you but im feeling 22’

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony” 

and then “what if his last name was award”

and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”

emmy, tony, and oscar award

oh my god

foodtrucker:

does napping count as exercise

lindsaylohoean:

even gifs move more than i do

jel-lee:

when I make a new friend with similar interests:

imokwiththis:

torgue:

if you’re ever sad think of the anatomy in the xxxHolic anime

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

soundphase:

When you download songs with Japanese titles and they come out as ???????????.mp3

dirkstridersbraces:

when u type a link too fas t and you jUst

jesussbabymomma:

my dad turned off the light while i was still in the room did you forget who decides to put you in the nursing home or not