Whats shakin' bacon?

me: downloads a new episode, streams a movie, checks e-mail, plays bejeweled, has 24 tabs of tumblr open, opens facebook, reads a fanfic, plays spotify, downloads textures, watches cat videos on youtube, checks twitter, downloads album, checks weather, catches up on the news

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:00:04 -0400

me: *downloads a new episode, streams a movie, checks e-mail, plays bejeweled, has 24 tabs of tumblr open, opens facebook, reads a fanfic, plays spotify, downloads textures, watches cat videos on youtube, checks twitter, downloads album, checks weather, catches up on the news*
me: why is my internet so slow?

dickmark: OKAY SO ALMOST 2 MONTHS AGO OUR ENGLISH TEACHER FORCED US TO ENTER A POETRY CONTEST AND I...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:59:08 -0400

dickmark:

OKAY SO ALMOST 2 MONTHS AGO OUR ENGLISH TEACHER FORCED US TO ENTER A POETRY CONTEST AND I WAS ABOUT TO ENTER A POEM WHEN IT TRIED TO FORCE ME TO GIVE IT A TITLE SO IN A FIT OF RAGE I WROTE A NEW POEM COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TITLE REQUIREMENT

AND TODAY I WENT TO CHECK MY EMAIL AND I??????

YOU ARE LITERALLY PUBLISHING AN INSULT TO YOUR OWN RULES BUT OKAY I GUESS IF GETTING TALKED DOWN TO TURNS YOU ON SOMEHOW AND I GET PUBLISHED I’VE GOT NO COMPLAINTS HERE?

keepcalmanduseyourpatronus: shlabam: Never hang out with anyone who says “feminist” the same way...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:57:53 -0400

keepcalmanduseyourpatronus:

shlabam:

Never hang out with anyone who says “feminist” the same way Draco Malfoy says “mudblood”.

This is the best way to explain this.

withthebarenecessities: Not many people know this but the muses...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:57:40 -0400

withthebarenecessities:

Not many people know this but the muses in Hercules have names; Calliope, Clio, Melpomene, Terpsichore, and Thalia. I didn’t realize this up until a few years ago and my mind was completely blown.

They don’t need names to be amazing!

iamsoboredandihaveareallylongurl: really misha like was that even fucking necessary

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:56:24 -0400

iamsoboredandihaveareallylongurl:

really misha like was that even fucking necessary

toni-tan: spectralorigins: wwonderful: latulapyrope: humanstuck au where sollux and aradia are...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:55:40 -0400

toni-tan:

spectralorigins:

wwonderful:

latulapyrope:

humanstuck au where sollux and aradia are voted best couple every year in highschool

even after aradia dies in a car accident in their junior year

i hate you

Vriska crashed

And Aradia died

Tavros got paralyzed

Vriska lost an eye

FFFFUCK YOU ALL

gnarly: circumcising: what did people even wear in 2008 apple bottom jeans and boots with the...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:55:15 -0400

gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:55:05 -0400

whitegirlamerica: im sorry, you must not know who we are. we’re...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:54:56 -0400

whitegirlamerica:

im sorry, you must not know who we are.

we’re spongebob and patrick .the cosplay elitests. and we dont have time for talk of cosplay that isnt canon.

we cosplay hard. we cosplay with passion. and we cosplay correctly.

this is a passion. this is a talent. and this is something we do not have shit-heads suggest for us to “hey dude do this” casually with no reasoning behind it.

averypottermormon: i-am-mishafuckingcollins: ahaha-hahaha-no: ...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:54:19 -0400

averypottermormon:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

ahaha-hahaha-no:

bowtiesarecool4:

this-is-just-what-loki-wants:

themishacollins:

Let’s play a game called: Actual Supernatural line or not?

Does this mean we can finally clear up the origin of THIS line?

They’re both real lines

And the infamous:

All real. I love this show.

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan: castielthebadassangel: thegabbicave: 0ftenhated: savannahfa...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:53:48 -0400

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

castielthebadassangel:

thegabbicave:

0ftenhated:

savannahfaerie:

doctorsaxon:

sweetmotherofpie:

Imagine a movie like The Avengers

But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces

It was Disney Princesses

“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.

“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”

YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE

“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove”

“Kuzco.. Smash”

when he’s angry he turns into a giant llama

LKFD;KFKLS;

shewillbelubed: stop calling me cute im not cute im punk i have 0 feelings and eat sheets of metal...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:53:26 -0400

shewillbelubed:

stop calling me cute im not cute im punk i have 0 feelings and eat sheets of metal for breakfast

hannibalistic-love: One bit of me is crying and screaming...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:45:56 -0400

hannibalistic-love:

One bit of me is crying and screaming because WHAT IS THIS I DONT WANT TO DIE IN THE FINALE

…and the other bit of me is dying because they actually looked up a picture for me <3

moosemountains: I got my Hannibal shirt in the mail...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:45:24 -0400

moosemountains:

I got my Hannibal shirt in the mail today!!!

Credit definitely goes to princelypaws!

Monica: So would you say it’s time to crack open each others...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:41:54 -0400

Monica: So would you say it’s time to crack open each others skulls and start feasting on the goo inside?

NBCHannibal: Yes I would Monica….

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:40:44 -0400

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:39:37 -0400

kissfromthewind: My mum just chuckled watching Hannibal. I look over her shoulder… it was the “I...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:36:06 -0400

kissfromthewind:

My mum just chuckled watching Hannibal.

I look over her shoulder… it was the “I see myself in Will” part.

Not sure if immaturity or shipping.

Also… after watching the seizure ep (she’s watching the series again before the finale) she came up to me and said, ‘No wonder you got a nosebleed during that episode.’

I suffer from nosebleeds.

I’m fairly sure she thinks I did some anime sexually frustrated nose explosion thing at the homoerotic context though.

haphazardtechie: There are two ways to read this.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:34:26 -0400

haphazardtechie:

~~There are two ways to read this.~~

hannibalspenis:

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:34:06 -0400

hannibalspenis: